: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
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I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
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His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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