I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
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I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
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... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
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