Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
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at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
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Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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