summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
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Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
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Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
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