Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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