I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
Shame is for Republicans.
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