K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
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His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
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I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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