Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Do I have a sign around my neck that says "SWM desperately seeking ultra-plus-size woman that likes everything I do"? I swear they're organized
No, but you do have a sign around your neck that says "Free cupcakes."
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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