I think i peed on brittanys purse
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
This is my gift to your gina
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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