He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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