I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
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I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
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So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
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