Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
I accidentally told him I've been cheating on him with his brother last night.
How did that happen by accident?
I was drunk and vomited all over him and thought, "maybe he will just stay with me out of pity if I tell him with stomach acid and alcohol all over his crotch." I was wrong.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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