The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
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merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
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He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
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