she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
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