Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
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Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
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Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
The Olympian is in my bed
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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