Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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