How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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