LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Randomize
