now i know why i became what i already was.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
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