Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
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