YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Randomize
