This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
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I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
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I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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