so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
There's a woman at Starbucks that keeps pushing her stroller into me.
Punch her baby.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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