After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
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This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
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Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
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