There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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