She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
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I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
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Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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