her vagine was all disorganized.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
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Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
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Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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