dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
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