doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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