Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
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Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
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i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
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