What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
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well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
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I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
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