No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
you will always have a special place in my vag
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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