idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
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Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
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Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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