the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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