Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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