i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
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Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
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I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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