So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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