Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
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My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
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So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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