evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
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it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
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i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
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