i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
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i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
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Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
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