Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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