The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
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I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
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DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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