I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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