he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
Send help, water and tortillas.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
Randomize
