I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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