what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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