Pappa wants mamma naked
I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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