So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
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Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
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He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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