may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
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He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
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In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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