Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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