Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
I woke up and there is a food processor in my purse. Someone else's framed family photo. My front door is wide open and my gerbil is playing in the water bong.
Yeah I'm going to bathe him.
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Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
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Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Randomize