BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
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Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
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