I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
Randomize
